「吾命」惡搞之睡美人變成了藍莓美人
“你絕對找不到國”的國王與皇后都沒有任何一個孩子，而皇后又十分喜歡小孩子「我說…親愛的尼尼我真的好想要一個小孩喔!」「好好!我們再等等好不好!」，「你說的喔!」這種對話在皇宮裡經常會重複個十幾次下人們早已習慣。就再某一天皇後被診斷出來他有了一個孩子「皇后您有了一個可愛的孩子了。」太醫教皇(注意...他真的姓教名皇)冷靜的向他們道喜「對了該給的錢還是要給50金幣別忘了，紅包錢我是不會出的聽清楚了。」「天啊!尼尼，你聽到了沒有!我們有孩子了~」這邊的兩人完全沒注意到太醫說了什麼。「我….我都聽到了!」只見國王尼奧熱淚盈眶的說。「就叫他格里西亞好了!不論男女!」皇后夏佐說「好…好都好!」這邊的國王已經樂得找不到北了……。作者的話:
這是本人一時興起所寫的....不保證完結(不要打我)
大概是中篇篇幅吧.....，這是當初我在寫英文講稿時靈機一動的。
願光明神保佑我能完結它(我還有古陽大坑啊~) 大大寫得不錯喔，加油，願光明神保佑你∼話說大大的英文講稿題目是什麼啊？腹黑睡美人之類的？;P Today I’m going to tell you a story about smoke.Lots of people know that smoking is unhealthy to them but I think that you don't know this too. That is smoking will let you lost you true love! But why? Let me tell you a story that you will know why!
Just like every fairy tales this story starts in once upon a time……
Once upon a time, there was a kingdom far away. The king and the queen didn’t have a child, but they really want to have their own child. One day, the queen
says to the king ’My dear, I really want to have a child! ’ The king answered ’Me too, we just wait ok!’ Then something surprise happened! The doctor said that the king and queen are going have a child! All the people in the kingdom are exciting; one person says” Do you guys know that we’re going to have a little princess or a little prince!” another person says”Really! I can’t believe it! I’ve wait for it when I was young! Finally!” After ten month or thirty six week or three hundreds day the little princess born!Because of this good news, the king decided to have a party and invited all the people in his kingdom. So he used facebook to invite everyone in his kingdom, including the fairy godmother.But he forget a very important person, which is his sister the evil witch. So when she knew this good news on the “Banana Times” she was extremely angry and she deicide to give the little princess a very special gift……
At the party everyone was happy and everyone likes the little princess too! And
the fairy godmother give the little princess some wonderful present as beautiful, intelligent, kindness…..When the last fairy godmother is going to give the little princess her gift everyone heard a loud laugh “Ha! Ha! Ha! My brother, I’ve know that you have a cute daughter so I’m going to give my little niece a special present. I hope that when she grew up she’ll love to smoking and then lost her true love! Ha! Ha! Ha!” ”Oh!No!” everyone shout it loud, but the evil has gone. “Oh! My! God! I can’t believe this, someone go and destroy all the smoke in my kingdom!” the king said it sadly. ”My lord, please let me try!I hope that when the little princess grow up she’ll like to smoke but if there have a prince that really love her than she won’t like to smoking anymore!”the fairy godmother says. But the king still destroy all the smoke in his kingdom just want to protect his daughter.
The little princess grow up and all the wishes have become true. One day, little princess is playing in the garden she see an old woman is smoking, she asked ”What is you doing? What is this? Can I try it? ”the old woman answered “Of course!” the old woman give the princess the smoke then the princess starting to smoke she feel wonder when she is smoking so she don’t know that the old woman is the evil witch! Then the little princess smoking every day,the king and queen are very worry about this.”How can we do?” the queen ask the king sadly. ” ‘Let’s find a husband for our daughter! Maybe the last wish can become true!”the king says. They tell the princess about this news but the princess just says ”What? A husband?Are you kidding, I don’t need husband I just need my cigar!”
When the party started the princess was still smoking her cigar, until she see the prince who is from another kingdom. And the prince talk to the princess but when the princess open her mouth the prince scream a loud ”Ah! What…..what is that. You’ve smoking right? I hate smoking girls.” then the prince run away. Because he saw the princess mouth it smell bad, and her teeth was in three colors yellow, red and black. Because of her mouth and the cigar let the princess lost her true love!
So this story tell us a important thing that is smoking really will let you lost your true love just like the princess in the story. So please stop smoking, thank for your listening!
以上是靈感來源:我的英文講稿(文法大錯!) 我看到上面那一大串英文我就不行了......完全看不下去。我有英文恐懼症啊啊啊啊。 啊!!!!!!是英文~~~(逃跑
尼尼應該是尼奧吧
那皇后是誰呀??
記得會叫尼奧尼尼的好像是阿奇爾
那,該不會...(驚嚇O0O 本帖最後由 無語 於 2013-4-21 06:21 編輯
終於打完了~(作者小宇宙大爆發~)他還是變BL文了
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經過了十個月後，王后順利生下了一個男嬰。國王高興的在Footbook 上昭告下並用E-mail邀請大家到皇宮中開派對。他請了三位好心的仙女分別是綠葉、寒冰和羅蘭，但他忘了一個最重要的人那就是女巫─粉紅。當粉紅在香蕉日報上看到這個消息時她氣得跳腳，決定要給格里西亞一個特殊的禮物……
派對中大家都十分的高興，而仙女也一一給出了她們的祝福像是美麗(!?)、聰明等。而當最後一個仙女也就是寒冰仙女要給出她的禮物時，女巫粉紅闖了進來。她對格里西亞下了一個詛咒，那就是當他18歲時只要一碰到劍他便會死亡。說完她便走了，獨留下傷心的眾人。國王尼奧為了他的孩子，下令全國的劍都要換成魔法杖這時寒冰仙女說話了「陛下，我將我來不及送出的禮物送出。我希望小王子在十八歲時雖然會遭劍刺到，但他只會沉睡一百年。一直到他的命中注定的王子(!?)出現。」聽了仙女的話後，國王還是不放心於是只准格里西亞學習魔法。
小王子一天一天的長大，有一天他獨自在花園中吃著藍莓派時，一位老太太出現了。她手上握著一把利刃，小王子時好奇的走上前去摸了那把劍，忽然…他發出一聲慘叫便昏睡過去，老太太變成了女巫粉紅奸笑的逃走了!
就這樣全國的人就這樣沉睡了一百年一直到鄰國的王子─審判旅行到此處。當他聽到了這個故事他便直朝著皇宮的向走去，因為他預感那裡有著十分重要的東西。在經過仙女的幫忙和女巫粉紅的重重難關下(例如:一次吃完四百根藍莓棒棒糖)。他終於來到了格里西亞的房間，看到了格里西亞沉睡的美麗容顏(!?)他情不自禁的吻了他的唇……但格里西亞卻沒有醒來。直到他拿起了放在一旁的藍莓派在格里西亞的面前晃了晃，突然，小王子就這樣甦醒了過來，並含情脈脈的對著王子審判說「你可以把藍莓派給我吃嗎?」從此以後他們便過著幸福快了的日子!作者也頂著鍋蓋逃跑了~可喜可賀!可喜可賀!(某審判說:劇本不是這樣寫的…)
─這說明了為什麼格里西亞的劍術那麼爛的原因了...─ 額我英文不是非常好
所以 改的地方不確定對不對
憑印象改的...
After ten month or thirty six week or three hundreds day
淡定...好多的時間描述
“Banana Times” ???
At the party everyone was happy and everyone likes the little princess too!
應該是
At the party, everyone was happy and likes the little princess,too!
little princess is playing in the garden she see an old woman is smoking, she asked ”What is you doing? What is this?
→
little princess was playing in the garden that she saw an old woman was smoking, she asked ”What is you doing? What is this?
but when the princess open her mouth the prince
兩個連接詞可以這樣用嗎?...
until後面接一個過去時間點...好像
還有跟我一樣都錯時間QAQ
要不就全用過去式 要不就都用 現在式
要記得統一時間的 不能跳來跳去 對了還有一些句子
要記得段開...
連接詞在前面的時候
主要子句跟連接的子句要加逗號 看完中文版我笑死了！
英文？！可不可以不要再摧殘我眼睛阿（處於瘋子狀態的瘋言瘋語！
光是英文資料英文報告就搞得我頭昏腦漲啦！ 大大你要笑死我了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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